Today is a dedication to all quotes without a documented quoter. It saddens me when I come across great quotes, but I can't find who said them. :(

"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."
-Author Unknown
"Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."
-Author Unknown
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
-Author Unknown
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
-Author Unknown
"People who snore always fall asleep first."
-Author Unknown

So it's been a while since I last put up a quote and I found a really cool page of them so you're going to get more than one today...

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Sports do not build character; they reveal it.
-Heywood Broun

Happy September Reader!!! Since it is officially the 9th month of the year, I have decided to grace you with nine cute and funny quotes today. Here I go...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
-Stephen Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-W.C. Fields
 
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
-Howard Nemerov
 
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
-Mitch Hedberg

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
-Emo Philips
 
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-Don Marquis
 
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-George Carlin
 
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
-Charles M. Schulz