Look at me, more than one quote in a week. I'm on a roll...
“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”
Last time I added a quote was the last day in January; This time, I will be adding a quote the last day of February. Weird? I think so.
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."
So, I'm really late with my quotes. :) I have to do better... But this is a nice one for today.
"If you can't excel with talent, triumph with effort." -Dave Weinbaum
Today is a dedication to all quotes without a documented quoter. It saddens me when I come across great quotes, but I can't find who said them. :(
"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."
-Author Unknown
"Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."
-Author Unknown
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
-Author Unknown
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
-Author Unknown
"People who snore always fall asleep first."
-Author Unknown
Sports do not build character; they reveal it.
-Heywood Broun
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class. - Jay-Z
Happy September Reader!!! Since it is officially the 9th month of the year, I have decided to grace you with nine cute and funny quotes today. Here I go...
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
-Stephen Wright
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-W.C. Fields
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
-Howard Nemerov
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
-Mitch Hedberg
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
-Emo Philips
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-Don Marquis
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-George Carlin
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
-Charles M. Schulz
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
-Jim Fiebig
"Obstacles are those frightening things you see when you take your eyes off the goal." - Henry Ford