September 1, 2010

Happy September Reader!!! Since it is officially the 9th month of the year, I have decided to grace you with nine cute and funny quotes today. Here I go...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
-Stephen Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-W.C. Fields
 
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
-Howard Nemerov
 
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
-Mitch Hedberg

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
-Emo Philips
 
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-Don Marquis
 
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-George Carlin
 
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
-Charles M. Schulz