September 22, 2010

Today is a dedication to all quotes without a documented quoter. It saddens me when I come across great quotes, but I can't find who said them. :(

"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."
-Author Unknown
"Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."
-Author Unknown
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
-Author Unknown
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."
-Author Unknown
"People who snore always fall asleep first."
-Author Unknown